Hay! Hay. No, literally, hay. The Porch Monkeys were suckered into playing in a big hay field. Well, I guess I shouldn't say "suckered" because that's about the most luxurious place the Porch Monkeys will ever play. On July 5(2003 of course), the Porch Monkeys, accompanied by their loyal fans, played at Boner Kreek in Arcadia, Kansas or somewhere close to Pittsburg. The heat at the show made the Porch Monkeys even more unbearable(if that is possible). Aut and Danny revealed their cross dressing pleasures at this show, and Albert too decided to dress like a moron; Derek decided not to look stupid. The show started off alright, despite the heat, with the bands 13 Stars and Sinapse, but as we all know, good things don't last long. The Porch Monkeys took the stage. I don't need to go into the details of how much their performance blew; I think by now we all know the story very well. After the Porch Monkeys were booed off stage, the best bands of the night rocked out: Paperface and Axium. Two very awesome bands. Check them out.

And without further adeu, I present you with some pictures of the Porch Monkeys crap-tastic performance:

Albert shows off his cool new light-up shoes!

Autbo and Derek have their way with some blow-up dolls pre-show...

Austin pretends to use "the Force" to lift his guitar pedal.

Derek talks with his new best friend, Wolverine.

Amidst the booing, Al and Aut dodge the objects being thrown at them.

The gang bangs away on their instruments...

Daniel boogies it up on stage! Derek stood like that, staring at his hand, for over an hour.

Enraged by the horrid music, a listener took out a gun and shot Alex in both knees, thus ending the performance! Everyone was overjoyed that Porch Monkeys were done!